A Propos of Absolutely Nothing

How does Xabi Alonso find time to play in the Premiership while simultaneously playing the role of Lee Adama on Battlestar Galactica every week?

Similarly, if David Moyes could lead Everton to fifth place whilst simultaneously holding down the role of Lucius Vornus on the show Rome, what heights will the Toffees reach now that the show's run has ended and he can remain full-time on Merseyside?

Just Asking.